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Post by AoD on Sept 17, 2006 11:39:47 GMT -5
Tell me who you'd think would win.
Make it very descriptive. I love desriptions.
Chuck Norris (his name explains it all.) vs. 3 Tie Fighters (all with highly skilled pilots.)
Thanks,
-Ace of Diamonds
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 17, 2006 11:41:43 GMT -5
The REAL Chuck Norris or the imaginary Chuck Norris everyone thinks is awesome but just reasserts the fact that they don't have a girlfriend?
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Post by AoD on Sept 17, 2006 11:51:14 GMT -5
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 17, 2006 11:57:15 GMT -5
I can't. Your site is not approved by Chuck Norris nor proved factual by scientology. As a teacher, I'm afraid I can't teach anything other then scientologically proved theorums.
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Post by Red on Sept 17, 2006 12:00:31 GMT -5
Hmmmmm... I STILL hate Chuck. What a douche. The TIES would just be like: "DIE NORRIS!" And he'd scream like a girl and run away.
TIES WIN!
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 17, 2006 12:01:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris CANNOT dodge TIE fighter blasters, nor can he deflect them with his penis. He'd be fried in an instant. He'd only need to be attacked by half a TIE fighter for my point to be proven.
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Post by AoD on Sept 17, 2006 12:10:28 GMT -5
Ha ha, c'mon, he's got a good ORANGE goatee going.
That owns ass. I think he would jump on one when it came flying torwards him, and bust through the glass in the front, and throw the guy out. He would then pilot one and shoot the remaining two from the skies.
ORANGE GOATEE!!!!!!!
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Post by Red on Sept 17, 2006 12:12:58 GMT -5
No. No reasonably skilled TIE pilot would EVER get his ass kicked.
Unless Vader decided to turn on them, in which case, the Empire would be screwed...
See ending of Episode 6 for more details...
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Post by AoD on Sept 17, 2006 12:22:00 GMT -5
Well, I believe that Chuck would still own them. I do love the Empire, of course.
Who doesn't? It owns. Well, if you believe he wouldn't beat 3 Fighters, what could be beat? Tell me, I'm interested...
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Post by Chain Smoker on Sept 17, 2006 12:41:20 GMT -5
adamska, check my sig for the truth about scientology.
Bullshit.
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