Post by Chain Smoker on Nov 18, 2006 22:44:01 GMT -5
I've got a Uzi submachine gun, a machete, the moonraker from Bond, a couple of katanas, shuriken, a nuclear missile, anthrax, mustard gas, circle saws, chainsaws, a harpoon gun, a lightsaber, a butterfly knife, a mace, a crossbow, a few cannon, pikes, a lance, and there's a few thing I've forgot. Let me check my inventory, and I'll get back to you.
Shit man. I call dibs on the shuriken. I throw those suckas like a maniac. I also have some more things, here let's see. Aw, I got super bouncy balls! If can configure your cannons, we could shoot them into houses for collateral damage. I'll get started. You make what you want. b0ner, do what you do best. (Get the subs, pop, and chips) MASTERMINDS OF SLAUGHTER UNITE!!!
But seriously man, get the subs. I might not solely control this site, but I do control the raids on the ghetto. SO GET THE FUGGIN' SUBS!!! I think we should get Professor Eversmenn in on this, too. He's a genius. Maybe we can get some kind of chemical warfare, not huge like an atomic bomb, but just enough to take out a small house. And we'll need crack as bait. We need to get one of the ghetto's civilians for questioning. Chainsmoker, you hold the dim light, and I'll smack him up. Then ask the questions.
Okay, but are you gonna get the goddamn motha fockan piece of shit SUBS?!?!?!?! Is it really that hard, damnit? Then you take pictures. Eversmenn has many ways, obviously. He's a fockin' professor, man. I'm completely serious. We're gonna do this. This attack will be mercilous and devastating. SO GET THE GODDAMN SUBS ALREADY, b0ner!!!!
Just in case you don't know, they look like this.....