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Post by bpaterni on Oct 23, 2006 18:20:48 GMT -5
tip of the day, read the fine print before you modify anything ;D even if it's not so fine
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Post by eversmenn on Oct 23, 2006 18:36:56 GMT -5
:Pi see the light now  ;D  |
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Post by bpaterni on Oct 23, 2006 18:45:20 GMT -5
dammit, I'm not even a christian and I still led someone to Christ. MOTHER FUCKER!!1
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Post by AoD on Oct 23, 2006 18:53:49 GMT -5
Damn you Ernie, you second Messiah!!!!! We all know you are the new lord!!!! You can't hide it foreva!!!!
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Post by bpaterni on Oct 23, 2006 18:56:59 GMT -5
a wise man once said "why write a book for pennies, if you really want to be rich create your own religion"
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Post by AoD on Oct 23, 2006 19:04:20 GMT -5
Hmmmmm..... Maybe you and I should create ChuckNorrisanity. Lots of people would come running into our church. Or MorganFreemanism. That's always nice.
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Post by bpaterni on Oct 23, 2006 19:10:19 GMT -5
sounds good, considering chucknorrisanity has the word "sanity" in it. Does this mean we would have the privilage to fuck the chuch goers instead of preaching to them?
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Post by AoD on Oct 23, 2006 19:17:19 GMT -5
If they don't respect, then they get a semi-punch to the ovaries and a FULL roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Norris has never used his full potential in his roundhouse kicks. Imagine.....  |
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Post by bpaterni on Oct 23, 2006 19:50:41 GMT -5
yes, I can see it now, no more of that pussy forgiveness shit they teach you in sunday school. Now, if somebody's out of line chuck norris will roundhouse kick them in the jugular, and there is no chance of survival this time. This time chuck norris' leg particles will be moving so fast that upon contact with flesh it will cause a massive chain reaction the size of a super nova. and by calculating the number of Chuck 'Nova' Kicks he will have to do in order to clense the world of nonbelievers scientists have reasoned that the number of black holes created from this clensing would engulf the entire universe.
as you can see, I have way too much time on my hands. Time of which could've been spent doing spanish homework. Actually, FUCK spanish, everyone knows the government is having us learn it so we can admit Mexico to the Union.
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Post by adamskafan on Oct 23, 2006 20:31:34 GMT -5
This is so off topic I just had to laugh and read it all.
I retort.
MASSAH GOT ME WORKIN' IN DA FIELDS AGEN.
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;D 
