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Post by eversmenn on Sept 17, 2006 20:20:35 GMT -5
best fight gets a cookie ;D
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 17, 2006 20:37:46 GMT -5
Samus steps out of her own ship. Master Chief drops down out of a Pelican, which flies off. Master Chief only has a battle rifle and missile launcher. He sees that Samus has only a green cannon-thing on her arm. He chuckles and opens fire. Samus, haveing found ever energy tank and missile pod in the game. Laughs as the bullets bounce of the Chozo armor. She aims the arm cannon at Master Chief, charges up a shot, but instead, activates the missile launcher. The result- a Powerbeam/Missile hybrid that swings wildly in the air, homeing in on Chief. Chief jumps backward, and Samus double jumps, then screw attacks, foreward, covering more distand and landing infront of chief. Chief uses his melee attack with the rocket launcher, and samus loses a full energy tank, before slamming another powermissile into Chief's stomach, who is sent flying away.
He jumps to his feet, shields depleeted. He shoots a rocket at samus, who shoots it out of the air with a wave beam. Chief's shields, fully replenished, spies a plazma pistol. "This'll bring down her shields." He thinks to himself. He strafes out of cover, wielding the plazma pistol in exchange for the Missile launcher. They both aim at each other and charge there weapons. Samus fires the wave beam, and Chief, the Plasma Pistol. The green blob soars through the undulateing purple lazers, and strikes Samus. The wave beam hits chief. But being a wave beam, it does damage to his shield, his armor, himself, the other side of his armor, and then continuous right on. Master Chief is bleeding through a hole in his mark VI armor, but his shields are back up. Samus, on the other hand, lost two energy tanks and has three left. She changes to the Anihialator beam, and charges. Then fires. The homeing lazer of sonig energy hits chief, who dissipates in a sonic screech.
Samus Aran Wins.
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Post by Red on Sept 17, 2006 20:55:01 GMT -5
OBVIOUSLY
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Post by Chain Smoker on Sept 18, 2006 15:08:29 GMT -5
How about a three way battle: The Chief with the Sniper Rifle and Rocket Launcher --vs.-- Samus with weapons from Metroid (NES) and 2 energy tanks --vs.-- The jelly donut from Full Metal Jacket.
I'm betting on Master Chief.
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Post by Red on Sept 18, 2006 15:24:36 GMT -5
Hmmmm...
I'm all for Halo and the big MC, but I still love hot alien chicks who could kick my ass over da Chief anyday.
I'm going with Samus.
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 18, 2006 20:24:28 GMT -5
Samus is only 2/3 alien, the rest is human. Ya gotz yah Human, yah Space Pirate, and yah chozo.
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Post by Red on Sept 18, 2006 22:21:40 GMT -5
She's still a HOT alien CHICK that can kick my ass!
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Not that it takes much to do that...
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Post by Chain Smoker on Sept 19, 2006 0:16:02 GMT -5
I've changed my mind. I think the jelly donut will win.
HUZZAH! I'm a n00b!
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Post by Red on Sept 19, 2006 7:10:29 GMT -5
Samus would eat the SHIT out of that donut.
MC, on the other hand, would probably be all like "Ewwww... I'm watching my calories blah, blah, blah..."
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Post by AoD on Sept 19, 2006 14:16:30 GMT -5
Okay........ The jelly donut would be poisoned by Agent 42 from Hitman. So, no one would win.
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