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Post by adamskafan on Sept 13, 2006 17:29:28 GMT -5
A question of the ages. We will soon be able to answer it. But for now, we shall speculate.
Tell me, in excruciating detail, who would win in a battle of gadgets and gizmos.
Whoever writes the most convinceing battle wins three Internets. The runner-up will win One Internets. Everyone who predicted the correct outcome [which I wil decided with my fabulous Wii, once I get one] wins One internets, also.
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Post by Red on Sept 13, 2006 17:41:21 GMT -5
(Note to all of you MG fans. FUCK YOU!)
Link whips out the master sword, thus blinding the incapable Solid Snake. Link cuts his head off, ending the battle before it could begin. Winner: Link by means of being a badass.
(Another note: Haha, Just messin with you. I love MGS, so no worries!)
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 13, 2006 17:52:47 GMT -5
Link whips out his master sword. Snake's Stinger Missile Launcher appears in his hands. Link trades his sword for his bow and arrows, fire. Link has 90 arrows. Snake points to his headband, "infinite ammo."
The battle begins. Snake fires a stinger missile, and it is hit by a fire arrow, which explodes. Link bursts through the smokescreen, swinging his megaton hammer. It falls on empty ground. The smoke clears, and Snake is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, Link spies a glint of movement and lunges at the source. the hamemr hits ground, but the shockwaves caused the Stealthed Snake to fall to the ground, and the stealth camo wheres off. Snake jumps to his feet, pulls out a SOCOM, and begins running. fireing behidn him, Link blocks with his shield.
Snake rounds a corner, and Link follows. Linke stops and drops his hammer by his foot. There's a room full of boxes. Link takes out his sword, and begins kicking and slashing open boxes.
Snake, leaning against the warehouse wall in splitter facepaint and ammo, slips away, across the hallway from the room, and lays down on the ground. He takes out the Mosin nagant, and aims carefully. Link opens the door and walks out, and is hit in the face with a dart.
But, he loses one heart! And Snake is revealed. Link charges, and Snake takes out a USP and a knife. As Link approaches, swinging his sword in a downward motion, Snake grabs Link's falling arm, and sends a foot into Link's knee. As Link's leg buckls, Snake flips him onto his back and aims the pistol at him. "Freeze!" Link shakes his ass and gives Snake the red tunic. then the blue tunic. Then Link uses Nayru's Love and teleports away.
TIE
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Post by Red on Sept 14, 2006 22:03:57 GMT -5
A familiar setting to most, The high towers of Hyrule Castle, give way to our two combatants. Two thick rings of light appear and out step Link and Snake form their own respective ring. Game on.
It only takes a second for snake to scale the smallest green archway of the castle top, laying on his belly, rifle trained on the incoming Link. Link, clad in his familiar green tunic, flips his way easily to wear Snake lays. With a hiss of metal against sheath, the Master Sword appears from Link's back, held readily in his left hand, shield in his right.
Snake wastes no time in releasing a burst of rounds at the Hylian. Pang! The bullets punch into Link's shield, though they are unable to penetrate the thick metal. Another burst, this one much longer, slices through the air and again, into Link's waiting shield. Reload.
Link takes this oppurtunity to leap his way through the air, over the stone work of the castle top and right to where Snake lays, tending to his gun. With a short moment of hesitation, Link plunges the Master Sword into Snake's skull, scattering unsavory parts in every which direction.
NOT A TIE. LINK WINS. AS USUAL. OWNED.
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Post by cienade on Sept 16, 2006 13:43:51 GMT -5
(Snake gets killed by a crab, therefore, snake sucks. CRAB, BATTLE!)
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 16, 2006 14:17:49 GMT -5
BAH. Big Boss was the one killed by the crab in crab battle. Snake wasn't even born by then.
The scenario is not sound. Snake wouldn't bother reloading. He'd roll out from under the path of the sword, hop to his feet the way he does, adn engage link in CQC-Sword fight. Useing his right hand, he'd grab the hand that link swings his blade with, mid-swing, and jam his left elbow into Link's sternum. Doubled over in pain, Snake would then move quickly behind him and snap his arm against his back, and press him to the ground. Then press a cigarette into Link's skull. Link would eventually throw Snake off.
I still think it would be a tie. If someone can't come up with a foolproof way that one of these awesome dudes could win a fight, then I keep all the internets.
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Post by Red on Sept 16, 2006 14:23:40 GMT -5
No. I'm pretty sure that Link would win, no matter what you say.
Someday you just gotta face the truth.
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 16, 2006 16:49:08 GMT -5
You'd need to give me proof. Proof I can't debunk. Link couldn't kill Snake useing only his sword and shield. Snake's been hit by goddamn tank shells, things that always, ALWAYS, blow people up when hit by them. All he did was flip over and stand up again, except a bit more pissed off.
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Post by Chain Smoker on Sept 16, 2006 18:00:45 GMT -5
Allright, I've never played any of the Metal Gear games, but I'll give this a try.
Snake pulls out a cigarette and lights up. He breathes heavily from his cancer-ridden lungs. Link pulls out his boomerang, and sends it winging over Snake's head. Then Link starts pulling bombs out of nowhere. Since Snake has been hit by tank shells and gotten back up, just more pissed off, Link pulls out his slingshot, and puts a Deku seed in each of Snake's eyes. Snake attempts to feel his way toward Link, who circles behind Snake, snatching his boomerang out of the air. Link pulls out the Goron sword, and smashes it into Snake repeatedly.
Snake? Snaaaaaake!
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 16, 2006 18:39:01 GMT -5
He fought Grey Fox. Twice.
With his barehands. Grey Fox, the second time, could turn invisible and had a katana and cybernetically enhanced strength, speed, and probably a darth vader voice changer.
The first time it was hand-to-hand. In a mine field.
And snake's taken down more railgin-equipped nuclear walking tanks then Link's listend to Navi squeak abnoxiously.
I'd say that's pretty equal.
BTW: WORST SCENARIO EVAR
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