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Post by AoD on Sept 19, 2006 17:45:19 GMT -5
If you have played The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind/ Bloodmoon expansion, you probobly have heard of this name. Uncle Sweetshare is a crack dealer that resides in the middle of the island Solstheim. He has his kick-ass song, which I'll sing to you here.
He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go.
My Uncle's candy is so sweet! It's such a yummy winter's treat! When the sugar is warmed by the pale hearth light, The happiness spreads throughout the night!
He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go!
Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, To spread his candy and his cheer! It's better than trinkets, games or toys, So say all the little girls and boys!
He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go!
Candy, candy -- he makes so much! Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow!
He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho!
This guy obviously uses the stuff he makes. MOON SUGAR! SKOOMA! I killed him and took his beautiful white hat. If you want to see what it looks like, seach it on Google or something. It's so silly. Don't let your kids visit Uncle Sweetshare!
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 19, 2006 19:35:46 GMT -5
I... I'm so afraid...
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Post by AoD on Sept 19, 2006 20:05:39 GMT -5
Ha ha. It's awesome.
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Post by Red on Sept 19, 2006 20:13:46 GMT -5
I miss Morrowind... my idiot best friend borrowed it... and I never saw it again... and neither did he, because-well... I ate it.
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Post by AoD on Sept 19, 2006 20:15:49 GMT -5
Dude, that's sad. I got a friend that likes to eat stuff. He always says, "Hey, let's go eat Devon!"
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Post by adamskafan on Sept 19, 2006 20:17:19 GMT -5
Wait
How could you never have seen it after letting him borrow it if you ate it afterward?
Did he borrow your stomach? Did you eat it blindfolded?
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Post by Red on Sept 19, 2006 20:28:13 GMT -5
He snuck it into my sandwhich when I wasn't watching.
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Post by Chain Smoker on Sept 19, 2006 20:43:05 GMT -5
I snuck balloons filled with cocaine into my stomach when no one was watching, to get them over the border. I had a hell of a time getting them out. Ughh.
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Post by Red on Sept 20, 2006 16:56:10 GMT -5
Ouch.
Did it have ANYTHING to do with gaming?
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Post by AoD on Sept 20, 2006 18:14:34 GMT -5
Selling coke to the Canadians (Hahaha) to get enough fucking money for a PS3.
Just kidding, man. I know you don't want one. Do you!?!?!
With the issue regarding to Mexicans and them crossing the border: "I think we should all dig up the cities, put wheels on them, and ride into Mexico like they invaded the U.S. Only they wouldn't care because no one's down there anymore. Nevermind, bad plan...."
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